So here I go...
According to a recent
study, white women in the U.S. have an average net worth of $40,000. What is the net worth of black women? $5. FIVE DOLLARS! Want another depressing statistic? 48% of black women have genital
herpes. That's one out of every two black women! Still not enough bad news for you? Well, maybe the recent
story of a black seven-year-old who was sold for sex by her black stepsister to a group of black teenagers who then proceeded to gang rape her is enough to convince people that things are really f*cked up in our community. So what, then, are we concentrating all of our focus on right now? "Window Seat"--Erykah Badu's physical interpretation of a
mantra repeated in the opening lyric of a Madonna song.
First, let me start by apologizing on behalf of all Pisceans. I promise, not all us have our heads in the clouds like this "free spirit" would have you believe. We're, for the most part, as grounded in reality as any other sign of the zodiac.
Now, I'm not even going to entertain the typical arguments floating around in the conversations surrounding this controversy. Anyone with half a brain can see the wrong in what she did and they know good and well they wouldn't be defending this crap if it came from the likes of
New York or
Frankie. Erykah gets a pass because she normally comes off as "intellectual" and "spiritual." So the same objectionable act committed by a New York or a Frankie would suddenly take on a deeper meaning when committed by someone as cerebral as Erykah Badu. Whatever. I won't state the obvious reason why she did this. (Cue the sound of the cash register.) I'll just say this: She'd never be mentioned in
this "news" story of her tweeting about an earthquake she wasn't even involved in if she didn't have this controversy surrounding her. Attaining that level of media buzz is the real motivation behind her stunt. (Mission accomplished.)
Like I said: whatever. I mean I'm disappointed that she, of all people, would stoop so low just to sell a few more records. But I understand, in this age of Gaga-esque theatrics, the extreme lengths a struggling artist her age must go through in order to stay relevant. (Although, you'd think at this stage of the game Badu would rather lead then follow, not to mention Sade managed to make a successful comeback without all the fanfare. But as I said before, whatever.)
What bothers me is the inanity of her message. I mean really. With all that's going on in the world--hell, with the aforementioned state of affairs in the black community alone--the issue that keeps her up at night is: "People are quick to assassinate what they don't understand"? I'm sorry, but compared to the
real problems of the world, her message is no less vapid than anything coming from the so-called "brain" of Paris Hilton. ("Like, OMG. Whenever you, like, try to express your individuality and people don't understand it, they, like, totally fall into group think and assassinate your character and stuff. That is so lame.") This kind of "ground-breaking" revelation happens to a teenager, not a 39 year-old.
Come on, Erykah. Did you really think we'd buy that a woman your age who built her career on being a free spirit just found out the importance of expressing herself and not repressing herself? And did you really need to take us on that journey of stripping away your society-imposed inhibitions so that we'd be inspired to express ourselves? You think we don't already know the importance of self-expression? What else have we learned in this society if not the importance of self-expression? We've been told
over and
over and
over and
over again to express ourselves. You think we haven't gotten that message by now? Have you seen all the tweets, MySpace pages, Facebook status updates, blogs (yes, like
Tacos and Fries!), and comments sections on the internet? If Americans know one thing is that we must express ourselves. And if you ask me, Americans could do less self-expressing and more thinking about what really needs to be expressed in the first place. And that goes for Ms. Wright herself!
She could have used the attention garnered from this publicity stunt as a platform to speak on any one of the aforementioned issues or some other important matter. That way, along with the excoriations vs. rationalizations of her rush week-inspired hijinks disguised as "art," there would be the voices of shock, outrage, and fruitful debate about the struggles the black community and the world at large continues to face and what we should do to solve those problems.
Which brings me to my real disappointment in what she did. Her antics created a platform from which she could have informed a large audience about an earth-shattering issue that could have galvanized people to act and change the world for the better. But did she take advantage of this opportunity? No. She chose, instead, to promote an unnecessary cause that, underneath all the layers of contrived symbolism, has the intellectual depth of an after school special. "People assassinate what they don't understand" is an abstract concept that, when coupled with her provocative behavior, only stirs up more confusion in an already chaotic world and does nothing to address the concrete problems already existing in society. And packaging that pseudo-maxim in her usual artsy, pretentious way means her message will get lost on most, summoning her self-importance to kick in so she can
school us all on group think, character assassination, revolutionaries, and whatever other fanciful ideas comes to her mind.
Whatever, EriCa. I'll never buy into any of the bullsh*t excuses you fabricate to explain your behavior. You're not deep; you're just an attention-whore (according to your own
admission) and a shrewd business woman. And we all know how much society benefits from attention-whores and shrewd business people. *sarcasm*
Many people say that what she did took balls. I beg to differ. Calling our national leaders out on live television when they neglected our community during one of our darkest hours
took balls. Calling black people out on our complicity in our own demise and risking the ire of the entire community
took balls. This was just an attention-grabbing ploy to garner up controversy and fatten the pockets of a self-important celebrity so that she can be handsomely rewarded by the PTB for tricking her followers into degeneracy and diverting people's attention away from the real issues of the world. I expect she'll be paid very well.
Maybe I'm most disappointed in myself for expecting more out of her. I guess that's what I get for drinking the Koolaid of Baduizm. Well, not anymore! No, Erykah. I don't wanna be down with you, and I don't want to pick from your overly hyped
apple tree. I don't see anything fruitful coming from what you have to say these days. And I'm frankly getting tired of your self-serving controversial stunt.
Next media-contrived distraction. PLEASE!